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Potato Please: peel for the motherland, then build the machine

Potato Please

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Potato Please is a darkly comic Cold War job simulator about one sacred duty: keep the army fed. You start by peeling potatoes by hand and tossing them into the water, one at a time, then gradually turn the grind into a system with bulk collection and machines doing more of the work. It's a first-person incremental with a dystopian sense of humor and a very satisfying peel.

The pleasure is watching manual drudgery become a humming operation, with the deadpan propaganda framing doing a lot of comedic heavy lifting. Full controller support, Windows-only.

Go in with measured expectations: it's on the short side, the repetition can wear on your wrist, and launch brought bugs and late-game slowdowns that early hotfixes have been working through. Its originality has also been publicly questioned through comparisons with another potato-peeling game; the studio denies copying, and the dispute remains unresolved.

Since we reviewed it

Tracking since Nov 7 · last checked

  • Loot Score8.2 → 8.3+0.1
  • Reviews1,088 → 1,104+16
  • Playing5,599 now4,956–5,599 seen

Unchanged: % positive and price.

Early days: we have checked Steam once since the review. Trend lines appear here after about half a day of checks.

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Steam stats for Potato Please at each check, newest first. Times are UTC.
When (UTC)Loot ScorePositiveReviewsPlayingPrice
Nov 7, 2026, 10:17 UTC8.387%1,1045,599$8.99
Nov 7, 2026 (review day)8.287%1,0884,956$8.99